COVIDgilent

Keeping careful watch for possible danger driven by the COVID-19 Virus

Ken: Mom is freaked out about the COVID-19. She is scaring me because every time I cough, she is telling me we need to go to the drive-thru testing.

Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.

by the comand'r March 18, 2020

Covidgilante

One who chastises those who disregard quarantine recommendations

I went to the store for tp, frozen pizza, and beer; but got the guilt trip from my friend Dana. She’s such a covidgilante!

by BHDoc March 28, 2020

Covidient

The opposite of a covidiot. Someone who takes government guidelines very seriously, following to the letter of the law.

Slightly weird obsessions with washing hands, face masks and social distancing.

Mum: “For the hundredth time today, wash your hands!“

You: “Mum stop being such a covidient.”

by Hhhhheeeeelllllooooo July 31, 2020

Covigilante

Opposite of Covidiots. Extreme rule follower and informant of minor perceived rule infractions. Refuses to comprehend the nuances at work and will whistleblow on neighbours and colleagues.

That Dennis is such a curtain-twitching covigilante - you know he called the police because the Amazon delivery driver handed me the parcel rather than leave it on the doorstep.

by Lollyface January 4, 2021

Covidient

That period of massive hysteria where everything that've happened was because of Corona Virus

He got stabbed 20 times but doctors said he died because of Corona virus because it's covidient

by Horse with a head of a rabbit May 3, 2022

Covidient

A person who abides the quarantine rules to ensure safety of the population in general.
Someone who values others safety by following the necessary rules and protocols to avoid the virus spread.
Antonym of Covidiot

Friend1: Hey, let's go out tonight. There's a rave party nearby.
Friend2: Sorry I can't. I'm a covidient citizen and I would suggest we should avoid crowded place and practice physical distancing to avoid the virus spread.
Friend1: boomer!

by YourKindOfPotato April 15, 2020

covidgilante

Someone who gets infected with COVID-19, then goes around coughing on criminals.

Screw Batman, the hero we need right now is The Unmasked Covidgilante

by TuBon_gRips April 24, 2020