cousin fucker

The name you call someone who has sexual relations with their cousin. Yes, sexual relations.

Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)

by puts the scene in obscene February 06, 2008

cousin fucker

Someone who has sex with or marries their cousin or other close relations.

That nasty woman had sex with her husband's brother. What a cousin fucker.

by cherls November 14, 2008

cousin fucker

michael horsey

hey, i'd do them too mike

by kc clark June 09, 2004

cousin fucker

someone who fucks their cousin

kayla:hey liam do u wanna fuck even tho were cousins?
liam:no thanks kayla, you cousin fucker

by urmomishashtaggay April 24, 2020

cousin fucker

tizzy

Wow tizzy is such a cousin fucker

by elsavador chicken nuggets May 28, 2020

cousin fucker

1.)Bill Clinton
2.)an Arkansas inbred

I'm so glad Bubba the cousin fucker is no longer in office

by hugh mon December 06, 2003

Cousin Fucker

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

PornHub-Mia Khalifa becomes cousin fucker and fucks dad

Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*

by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019