court ape 

Non-white professional basketball player.

His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.

court ape by CoonTastic August 22, 2014

apellet court 

A judge-'n'-jury establishment dat hears cases involving air-powered firearms.

Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.

apellet court by QuacksO March 27, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016