Schrodinger's counterattack

There are two sides to this.

When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.

When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.

The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.

Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O

by Radiotrophic Gint December 23, 2025

counter attack

Striking back after you are attacked.

Prepare for a counter attack.

by paulm April 29, 2005

counter attack

To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.

SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.

by spel itt rite April 13, 2006

counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.

She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021

counter attack

To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.

Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.

He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.

"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."

by Lord Mc Flanders December 10, 2006

counter attack

when sitting a cirle using a bong pipe etc. and someone stops paying attention, causing the rotation to reverse back

i was next but you started talking to me and i got counter attacked.

by cubbington January 25, 2010

counter attack

a meal purchased at the counter of the public bar of a drinking establishment - a counter meal.

"christ, i'm hungover as nobody's business - time for a counter attack!"

by noof April 7, 2004