Couldawoulda

A girl you coulda had if you woulda tried harder.

that girl is hot! You couldawoulda fucked her if your ass wasn't so far up your butt.

Couldawoulda by Itsaloveandhatething5061 March 8, 2017

couldawouldashoulda 

Sarcastic response to a lame string of excuses.

Contraction of "could have, would have, should have"

EX
Kid: Mom, I would have called you, but I left my cell phone in the car, and the music was real loud, and .......

Mom: Couldawouldashoulda. You're grounded

couldawouldashoulda by bschuess November 10, 2008

shoulda coulda woulda

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.

"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."

shoulda coulda woulda by bumarse October 17, 2009

Shoulda Coulda Woulda

Dismissing a something you could've done, instead of dwelling on it

"If I did _____, I would've gotten it."
"Eh, shoulda coulda woulda"

Shoulda Coulda Woulda by AstroIsOffline April 30, 2022

Couldashouldawoulda 

(could-a-should-a-would-a)

To do something instead of saying you can do something

"Why I could hop over this desk and give you a great big hug!, Hey Couldashouldawoulda!"

*Leaps over desk*

Couldashouldawoulda by SyluxN64 October 27, 2010