couch boy

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.

Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...

by LeenaTime January 17, 2017

Couch boy

A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas

Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes

by Touchdown Jesus October 6, 2020

Boyfriend couch

The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.

"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"

by Chelsealane June 11, 2008