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A genuinely funny white girl whose charming personality attracts both males and females. She loves animals and everything about nature, so you will often find her in the outdoors. However, the computer is also one of her best friends, along with her cat. She is a natural dancer with a beautiful body and huge booty. She is the life of the party and makes friends very easily. She is someone who is able to juggle work, friends, and family. However, this contributes to her consistently sleeping at around 4 am.

Cortnie is somebody who likes to hot box while making their sandwiches. Enjoys eating a variety of different sandwiches while dancing to Korean popular music. Likes moose. Amy is her best friend. On August 2, 2015, Cortnie got a tramp stamp of a banana wearing sunglasses and riding a motorcycle. She attracts, in particular, people whose first names start with 'K'.
Nickname: Corny Cortnie
A: Hey who's that hot girl?
B: Did you see her bust those moves?
A: I heard she makes good sammiches
K: Hey hey back off Cortnie's mine!
cortnie by DesuDesuNation September 12, 2015
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Cortanie 

Cortanie is someone who is different from the rest. Someone who's not afraid to risk it all. She is beautiful and has a big heart. She falls in love easily and will do anything for the ones she loves. Many say her name wrong, but she's use to it, its Gucci. Shes a jokester waiting for the right moment to spring a weird ass joke on you. She'll make animal noises to symbolize how she feels.
Tom: Cortanie is such a weird name
Cortanie: Well, you pick your nose, but I dont say anything.
Cortanie by Invader Doyle November 14, 2018

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026