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A genuinely funny white girl whose charming personality attracts both males and females. She loves animals and everything about nature, so you will often find her in the outdoors. However, the computer is also one of her best friends, along with her cat. She is a natural dancer with a beautiful body and huge booty. She is the life of the party and makes friends very easily. She is someone who is able to juggle work, friends, and family. However, this contributes to her consistently sleeping at around 4 am.

Cortnie is somebody who likes to hot box while making their sandwiches. Enjoys eating a variety of different sandwiches while dancing to Korean popular music. Likes moose. Amy is her best friend. On August 2, 2015, Cortnie got a tramp stamp of a banana wearing sunglasses and riding a motorcycle. She attracts, in particular, people whose first names start with 'K'.
Nickname: Corny Cortnie
A: Hey who's that hot girl?
B: Did you see her bust those moves?
A: I heard she makes good sammiches
K: Hey hey back off Cortnie's mine!
cortnie by DesuDesuNation September 12, 2015
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Cortanie 

Cortanie is someone who is different from the rest. Someone who's not afraid to risk it all. She is beautiful and has a big heart. She falls in love easily and will do anything for the ones she loves. Many say her name wrong, but she's use to it, its Gucci. Shes a jokester waiting for the right moment to spring a weird ass joke on you. She'll make animal noises to symbolize how she feels.
Tom: Cortanie is such a weird name
Cortanie: Well, you pick your nose, but I dont say anything.
Cortanie by Invader Doyle November 14, 2018
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026