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coronado police department 

a police department in sandiego california.on a small island called coronado.the police are known to have a bad reputation mainly because they have nothing better to do but bust young kids and teenagers for riding a bicycle with out a helmet.there are way too many cops. and they are all pussys.
coronado kid:dood when i was bringing u this herb i saw 8 cops.
other kid:really?! how far did u go?
coronado kid:2 blocks!
other kid:I HATE THE CORONADO POLICE DEPARTMENT!
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Police Department of Coronado 

A police Department located in Coronado, a small peninsula off the coast of San Diego, Who have been guided by a greater power to bust teens for the two worst crimes in history, Riding bikes without a helmet and riding on the sidewalk.They have been programmed by this great power to ignore all criminal activities except these two. They have been made to have serious anger problems and all have really small penis. They are the Police Department of Coronado...
Random Teen: Dude, I got busted by the Police Department of Coronado
Another Random teen: What did you do
Random Teen:I rode on the sidewalk. He even ignored a guy who was robbing a store to get to me.
Another Random teen: Shit!!!

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026