corona slut

People out socializing unnecessarily. Not social distancing.

You should be home, not going out with your corona slut friends

by Nutsack Nibbler April 4, 2020

coronasutra

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.

Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.

by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020