corny cookie 

when youre so corny that a girl calls you this as a cute nickname

ivan: lise what starts with an L and ends with an E? hint: it's pretty
lise: umm life?
ivan: no its you 😘
lise: ivan ur such a corny cookie
ivan: ur always calling me corny 🙄

corny cookie by iluvulise<3 January 21, 2024

Corey Cookie Pie

When one fills up someone's asshole with with chocolate syrup (or hot fudge) and then motor boats their ass cheeks while screaming "Coreyyy Cooookieeee Pieeeee."

There is nothing better than a good corey cookie pie to end the night.

Corey Cookie Pie by The Corey Cookie Pie Monster July 5, 2009

slow-cooked corn chili 

It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.

After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.

slow-cooked corn chili by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008

Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.

Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)

Cootie Corn by mrserat March 25, 2008