Cornhole Wallace 

Cornhole Wallace was a Scottish man who was infamous in the Scottish MacGregor clan for his intense corn eating abilities. Cornhole Wallace has become folklore and his story is often told to young children before bed time. The tale is often told as, "Cornhole Wallace was a man who loved corn. He ate corn everyday and even showed others new ways to eat corn and enjoy corn. But one day Cornhole Wallace at his corn to fast and choked to death." The point of this tale is to scare youngsters into eating slowly so as not to choke.

Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Cornhole Wallace? The poor fool at so much corn he killed himself.

Cornhole Wallace by Dumpy(Official) December 30, 2020

cornhole wallace 

cornhole wallace said wich is pertaining to any binary means which of pertains to any masticular insertion of the the fist into said rectum(slang ) for punch u in the butthole

my fist is getting a boner and im feeling aroused so im feeling the urge to come fist pump your butthole and give you a cornhole wallace.

cornhole wallace by mudbucket December 16, 2011