corned beef curtains

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

by specialk July 23, 2003

corned beef curtains

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.

I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

by Mick Frappell July 14, 2006

Corn Beef Curtains

The labia of the vagina

"Show us your Corn Beef Curtains"

by Oh What April 21, 2008

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009