corned beef curtains 

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

corned beef curtains by specialk July 23, 2003

corned beef curtains 

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.

I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

corned beef curtains by Mick Frappell July 14, 2006

Corned-beef curtain 

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

Corned-beef curtain by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009