Cornchippy: It is a term used to describe the smell of a smaller sized dog, usually of the Chihuahua type breed, who lays under multiple blankets for most of the day, and literally smells like warm fresh cornchips or hot Frito's.
Example: Don't lift the covers yet! Buddy's been under the blankets for 3 hours and he'll be totally cornchippy!
A mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. They may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. This usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. An absolute low life.
Me: "It was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend Doug is a complete cornchimp."
Friend: "Honestly, I have known for awhile that he is but I think I was partially in denial. Fuck Doug."
Me: "Boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos fucked in anyways."
Noun: A Religion formed off of the belief that the Magic Conch came to save us all from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker. Led by The High Conch in following of Conchus Christ