corn schooner 

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

Corn Schooner 

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

Corn Schooner by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006