Corn Cobbed

When a girl gets on her knees and has a guy on each side of her, amd receives a penis in each ear.

Mary invited Gary and Blake over for a steak dinner, she ended up getting “corn cobbed” instead.

by joeydunk33 April 30, 2019

Corn Cobbed Cock

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.

Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...

by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

corn cobber

the act of eating ur corn in the vertical direction as if u were succing penis.

" greg is a corn cobber from wat ive seen".

by chris medeiros August 26, 2007

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

by ruzihm August 3, 2017

corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

by pokeysticks August 2, 2017

California Corncobber

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.

My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!

by John Flacek May 24, 2009