A chick who uses corn, instead of the usual cucumber, to masturbate. Usually happens with hick/farm girls who either cant afford/find dildos, or perfer a more earthy feel
Look, its susie. She is a corn busher. I heard shes got a few kernels in the basket.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.