Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
Cork It • Cork it mate • put a cork in it • Italian cork • cork • cork-screwed • cork soaker • Cork Dork • cork-sniffer • cork tease
Cork it mate
Jim: Greeting!
Bob: Cork it mate!
Jim: Godammit bob why do you need to be like this.
Bob: I just got a motherfucking vasectomy.
Bob: Cork it mate!
Jim: Godammit bob why do you need to be like this.
Bob: I just got a motherfucking vasectomy.
Cork it mate by Kobe'sShort January 15, 2017
put a cork in it
put a cork in it by Ry2 October 16, 2005
Italian cork
When you are having sex and when you about to bust, you shove a cork in your dickhole so you don't nut
Italian cork by NotMeNick July 31, 2018
Corkit
When someone is talking too much or they are talking nonsense, they should be told to "corkit". Sometimes people need to be corked non-stop. Also sometimes there is a corkage fee because corks can be in high demand. Charge away, because corking is necessary for some so others can go on with their business. Corkin' ain't easy but is very necessary.
More from Urban Dictionary
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026