coolaroni

cool + macaroni! when your macaroni is "cool" call it "coolaroni"!!!!

"Mom, the macaroni is coolaroni!"

by ???? May 12, 2003

coolaphonic

The coolest of the cool.

That new band is totally coolaphonic.

by Jymm April 1, 2005

Collarboning

Having a sexual fetish for collar bones and your partner is touching them... Repeatedly.

Adam: Dina, quit collarboning me!!!
Dina: NO, it's my fetish

by Dina6969adaś June 27, 2015

Cockaroni

A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni

Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,

Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!

by Gas king March 17, 2021

Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins

Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.

by Migrodamus October 16, 2009

cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

coolarooni

When somone or somthing is cooler than cool, but is still not the coolest.

If Jim was coolarooni, he would have been invited to come to my party.

by A. Petree July 4, 2006