cool as a cucumber 

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

cool as a cucumber by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Cool as a cucumber 

Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.

John was as cool as a cucumber. Everybody loved him because of it.

Cool as a cucumber by Uc0n March 15, 2019

cool as a cucumber 

Someone with a normal temperature, ie, not a fever.

Kid: "I think I might have a fever... I'm really feeling sick."
Kid's mom: "Let me feel your forehead." (pause) "Nope, cool as a cucumber."

cool as a cucumber by bandcampgirl183 October 23, 2005

Cool as a Cucumber 

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.

Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"

Cool as a Cucumber by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019

as cool as a cucumber 

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

as cool as a cucumber by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020