cooking eggs
cooking eggs by g0ofy January 27, 2007
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Cooking Eggs
John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'
Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'
John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'
Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'
John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
Cooking Eggs by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009
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COOKIN HER EGGS
When a girl comes over to your parent's house and you cook her eggs on the stove as foreplay for anal.
COOKIN HER EGGS by goofyisamurderer January 20, 2020
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026