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Cooking Eggs 

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.
John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
Cooking Eggs by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009

COOKIN HER EGGS 

When a girl comes over to your parent's house and you cook her eggs on the stove as foreplay for anal.
Last night I was cookin her eggs at my parent's house

cooling and 2016 eggs 

so this giga chad nammed cooling beat his meat to 2016 weggers :O
cooling and 2016 eggs is his fetish
cooling and 2016 eggs by L4D2 March 14, 2022

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026