A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.
by MamaBear420 July 6, 2016
Get the cooch goblinmug. Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
Get the cooch goblinmug.