"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"
"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."
"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."
by Game Gurmps July 24, 2019
Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch
Stand worker *blank stare*
Aiden *blank stare*
Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*
Stand worker *blank stare*
Aiden *blank stare*
Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*
by Tard2005 September 18, 2023
The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.
by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014
lil cooch is the best musical artist in the world who is only soundcloud. they have 2 ep’s that goes by the manes of “elongated coochie” and “the emo”. lil cooch also has 5 albums named “octopus tits” “ass hairs” “music to cvm to” “CLOUT” and “ fezussy”. they are currently working on their last album and possibly one more ep
by girlboss queen March 15, 2022
as heard in the song My Bubble Gum by Rasheeda "The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum (yep)the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl ya wanna take to ya mama house, t-t-t-take to ya mama house."
by M$ R@$H33D@ April 25, 2010
When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........
Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!
Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.
Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.
Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!
Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.
Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.
Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 10, 2022