conwoman

The female version of a conman.

That telemarketer was a real conwoman.

by bumdharma July 16, 2010

Condoman

When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.

Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.

by penismachine September 29, 2019

Condomania

The act of putting feces into a used condom and eating it

"Did you hear that Joe did condomania last night?"

by GitShrekt November 18, 2014

coneomanic

Someone who is overly obsessed with cones. Experiences strong sexual feelings towards traffic cones. They're often found with cones in cars, houses, or giving head (to the cone).

If you have been gifted a cone you should know that you are a very special person, and are now indebted to the coneomanic who gifted you the cone.
If you lose the cone you will likely be attacked by a fellow coneomanic.

Dude 1: "Look at all them cones!"
Dude 2: "CONESSSSSSS!!!"
Dude 3: "Y'all must be coneomanic"

by Dr. Coner November 20, 2021