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contriculate 

In the broadest sense, means to be subtracted or deleted from a list, the opposite of matriculate. The most common meaning refers to the formal process of being expelled from a university or of becoming ineligible to enter by not fulfilling certain academic requirements.
Because of his lack of effort, he contriculated from college
contriculate by Hunjiman October 13, 2013

constrapulate 

To absorb from, as in withdrawing currency or absorbing information from something.
"I needs ta constrpulate some cheddar from my bank."

(as by a military intelligence officer) "Quickly constrapulate information from the enemy and exfil immediately"

(as by a college professor) "Consrapulate the information from this article and post your opinion tonight's discussion board."
constrapulate by IronSylent February 3, 2017

conscrubulated 

Conscrubulated means, often confused, sometimes disorientated, also known as "dazed and Confused". This mostly becomes reality when smoking marijuana on a daily basis for more than one month.
My friends and I were very conscrubulated after a marijuana marathon. Holy Fuck I am conscrubulated, light another joint...........