Conspirologist

A conspirologist is a truthsayer or a whistleblower. An amateur or professional investigator who are dedicated to studying and solving conspiracies, which is based on rational detection and deduction of facts, using logic supported by scientific knowledge that allows to expose the truth or reaching consensus.

Conspirologists never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice, which is a start for research of the truth. When conspirologists have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however even if implausible must be the truth.

A conspirologist studies, detects, solves and exposes conspiracies.

Conspirologist by AlfaVitaY2K December 8, 2016

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Conspirologist

A person who lives in the wilderness and avoids social interaction due to fear of the government and paranoia.

"Hey, have you seen Kevin around lately?" "No, he became a conspirologist. Last I heard he was spotted somewhere in Yellowstone."

Conspirologist by ENGL1020 September 4, 2013

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Conspirologist

Conspirologists must be able to study and categorize, detect, contain, reverse, eliminate and prevent conspiracies of any kind by patterns of stages, like causes, beginning, development, resolution, completion, effects and side-effects.

A conspirologist is able to detect, deduct and expose conspiracies by providing diagnosis and prognosis.

Conspirologist by AlfaVitaY2K September 26, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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