console kid

When a kid is so obsessed with console games that he refuses to say that many PC games are better and take more skill, even though he knows this is true deep down. He will get into huge arguments and starts name calling when losing the argument and almost always will say that MW2 on console is the best game ever even though any true gamer knows that game is trash (takes no skill, aim-assist galore) and real skilled games are games such as Halo 3 on 360 and CS 1.6, CSS, and COD4 on PC. Console kids do not include Halo 3 MLG pros. Halo 3 MLG Pros are usually highly respected by the PC gaming community and respect PC Pros as well. Console kids are usually the ones that suck at Halo 3, and resort to playing Call of Duty on 360 or PS3 because they could never play a game that takes skill.

console kid: OMG MW2 ON 360 TAKES SO MUCH SKILL MY RETICULE JUST GOT MOVED 12 FEET TO THE RIGHT BY THE COMPUTER TO KILL THAT GUY, IM SOOO PRO!!!
pc kid: Uh nice??? I just watched Team Fnatic win $10,000 Euros in a Pro Tournament on COD4 PC.
console kid: Well MW2 on 360 got dropped from MLG, and COD4 did too...
pc kid: What because MLG only has real games on their pro circuit? nuff said.

console kid by wtflol1 July 24, 2010

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Console Kid

A derogatory term for toxic people who play on a console, commonly Xbox. Mostly seen in crossplay games like COD Warzone 2/3, Fortnite, and others where "Console" can be changed to the name of the game, like "Fortnite Kid" or "COD Kid"

"Ugh, did you hear that Console Kid? Sooooo annoying"
"These Fortnite/COD Kids should he banned"

Console Kid by TD21 March 3, 2024

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Consolecide

The act of purchasing a next-gen console.

I hear Greg is considering consolecide, doesn't he know that's a permanent solution to a temporary problem?

Consolecide by RED inSOXicated January 28, 2015

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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