A Conrad is a unit of measurement approximately 3 inches. Often found marked on rulers under a young man's bed.
After Becky's one night stand her friend asked how he was. Disappointedly she said he's about a Conrad.
by BagSlayer September 30, 2020
The most amazing Man to have ever lived. Glad to have loved and lost than ever never loved at all. I'll miss him forever: i.e. The children are lucky to have the father he has become. Clemson race steady pace ice man. A strength admired for the challenges he has encountered and lived threw it all to become an admirable man. Compared to all that try'ed to break his will to love one woman. She was an idiot to ever think his bro's told her the truth. A trustworthy man that deserves the credit for the person he is to us all. Rad I'm so sorry and hopefully this will one day reach you. But you have chosen and I cannot under good conscious ask for love from him due to faults alone in the Polar lands of my own head.
Conradical is the Man.
Why do you have to be so Conradical dude.
God she's an idiot for giving up instead of giving in and letting the fears in her head go.
Conradical always told me not to let go as fast paced as he was and I dropped the ball in mid air. He deserves the best I hope she gives that to you. Lord knows I Try to do my best to keep my sanity over what has bee created in this world between us.
Why do you have to be so Conradical dude.
God she's an idiot for giving up instead of giving in and letting the fears in her head go.
Conradical always told me not to let go as fast paced as he was and I dropped the ball in mid air. He deserves the best I hope she gives that to you. Lord knows I Try to do my best to keep my sanity over what has bee created in this world between us.
by WlfdgBrokeGameover January 30, 2010
Conrads love deep dish pizza and almost everything. There's not a whole lot they don't like food-wise.
Conrads are super cute and hella hot and all around the most genuine people ever.
Conrads are super cute and hella hot and all around the most genuine people ever.
I fucking love Conrad
by ScarielHippo April 11, 2016
Conrad seems super chill when you first get to know him but, after a while he just becomes cute. Like SUPER cute. The kind of cute that when you see him you just can't resist.
by PoluxL December 3, 2021
by Therealwordgangster March 28, 2018
Someone you meet at the wrong time in your life. When you are with this person you are happy and in love and it feels like nothing else in the world matters. This person will make you feel beautiful and loved, but the only down side is that they can't stand to be alone.
So if you are gone or can't be around them they start to flirt with others and eventually leave you for them.
Making you think that if you met them at a different time in your life, things could of actually ended up better, but no matter what he will hurt you.
He is handsome, smart, funny, intelligent, optimistic, full of wisdom, mysterious, loving, but so damn clueless, selfish, and full of themselves.
Yes a Conrad hurt me, don't make them same mistake....
So if you are gone or can't be around them they start to flirt with others and eventually leave you for them.
Making you think that if you met them at a different time in your life, things could of actually ended up better, but no matter what he will hurt you.
He is handsome, smart, funny, intelligent, optimistic, full of wisdom, mysterious, loving, but so damn clueless, selfish, and full of themselves.
Yes a Conrad hurt me, don't make them same mistake....
by TennesseePiggie05092016 April 19, 2018
Also known as ConRAT. His face is the shape of a rats, and he is always compared to Chuck E. Cheese rat
Chuck E. Chesse: Hey Conrad Can you hangout with me and My crew? We will give you free PIZZA...
CONRAT: YUMMM... PIZZA I know you guys don't reuse it because I was in the rat hole once and I saw from there
CONRAT: YUMMM... PIZZA I know you guys don't reuse it because I was in the rat hole once and I saw from there
by dracomalfoysapple April 8, 2019