A portmanteau of the wordscon and cannot (itself a contraction of can not). Connot describes the inability or incapacity to do something, but dubiously.
A: Can you pass me my food from the fridge?
B(having eaten said food earlier on without A’s knowledge): Connot, it has since disappeared.
Conot. A shitcunt that lives in Australia.
Constantly says he's going to "brb 5min" then disappears for weeks at a time. Always hides himself with "invisible" mode on Discord, Steam, Twitch, etc. and pretends to not read your Facebook messages when he's clearly "Active Now" - what a shitcunt.
Hey, where's George?
He's pulled a Conot.
Oh. What a f*cking shitcunt.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."