Conjoint Twin Myslexia 

A rare medical condition which involves one half of Siamese twins passing away at birth, thus permanently attaching the corpse to the other one's head.

- Oh my god, dude! He's got a dead fetus on the side of his head!
- Yeah, I know. It's called Conjoint Twin Myslexia. Now stop staring at it.

Conjoint Twin Myslexia by ct^ April 30, 2005

conjoint consciousness 

noun

is a responsive action (revolution) by the social group, to either a political or social condition.

The French revolution was the conjoint consciousness against social and political inequality, unfairness, injustice, and tyranny.

conjoint consciousness by Baron Neville February 2, 2018

conjoined twin 

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.

conjoined twin by Anonymous July 12, 2003

conjoinified

Word developed by Mike Winn. Combination of conjoined and unified, typically referring to a group of coworkers planning a “conjoinified potluck” consisting of multiple departments in the the workplace.

We are having a conjoinified potluck on Halloween.

conjoinified by Yehitsmirmir October 26, 2017

Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.

After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.

Conjoined Conception by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

conjoingled 

conjoingled means tangled...

example..the computer cords were all conjoingled

conjoingled by seantheman November 11, 2006

conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.

Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

conjoined twinophilia by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007