confusification 

Noun of confusify.

Dave suffered serious confusification while reading the User Manual.

confusification by Lindo October 24, 2005

confusimicating 

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.

My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.

confusimicating by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

Confustication

The particular combination of consternation and confusion produced when one asks a painful or awkward question that nobody wants to answer.

I am sorry for the confustication caused by my questions, I don't mean to offend.

Confustication by Barrysuperhawk May 5, 2017

confustification 

A total fuck-up.

The wiring in this house is a complete confustification!

confustification by buscobabe May 23, 2011

confustications 

Usually having to do with men's understanding, or lack thereof, of a woman's needs of emotions.

'Women. That was the problem; he was going into space today, so now was the time to set feminine confustications aside...' - Parallel Extinction by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published

confustications by TigreArts November 25, 2010