Confie

1. Confie (verb): (Con-fee) To con a customer via using hidden fees for a mediocre product (particularly used in shady business practices).
2. Confie (verb): To f**k somebody over (general).
3. Confie (verb): To have sexual intercourse (particularly from the man’s perspective of penetration).
4. Confie (noun): Excrement, as in to take a fat sh*t/confie.

Tom: Oh my God, I can’t believe how much money I just spent to start this insurance policy. They told me this was the best policy in the state.
Gary: You at least read the paperwork right?
Tom: I just clicked the esign boxes like they told me to.
Gary: You got confie’d hard bro. I hope they at least mailed you a bottle of Vaseline afterwards.
Tom: …

by The Six Symbol May 13, 2025

checkpoint confidence

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.

"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

by GhostOfRedditPast January 29, 2020

Confidence Check

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.

Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"

by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012

Tea Party Confederate

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.

During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.

by De-Foxifier December 1, 2013

Champagne confetti

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.

Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.

by TheS August 11, 2022

confidence

having the ability to walk through a hallway full of people and not caring what they think.

Dang, Alexandra sure has confidence.💘

by xx. -A. April 30, 2016