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Cone-or-bone 

After consuming a gross but filling meal in a college cafeteria, a student must attempt to locate cones for ice cream- if none are found, he/she must get action from (bone) someone of the opposite sex within 24 hours.
"Dude, were there any cones left?"

"Nope, looks like imma have to nail that blonde over by the salad bar givin' me the eye"

"Ah, your loyalty to cone-or-bone is incredible"
Cone-or-bone by nudedude69 September 30, 2009

Ice cream cone and bone 

Similar to "wine and dine" but with a more informal tone. A guy takes a girl out for ice cream or dessert and then fucks her afterwards.
1. No fuckin way Lloyd, did u really ice cream cone and bone Didem?...yea...dude, u r the fuckin man

bone cone 

Another name for boner. Referred to in the TV show Workaholics.
Matt: Bro, that mega hot chick made me pop a straight up bone cone.
Hans: Yeah, no doubt.
bone cone by Fully-Torqued. December 3, 2011

Bone-cone 

A slang term for an erection referencing the cone shape that protrudes from your pants....
John "Dude, check out the new speakers i got for my car!"

Jack "Man, your popin a straight up bone-cone over those

subs"

see also pitching a tent
Bone-cone by guitarboy1006 September 22, 2011

Cone and Bone

When a man replaces a condom with an ice cream cone and proceeds to penetrate a woman.
I can't wait to give Sophie the cone and bone.
Cone and Bone by To Madres August 4, 2017

conebone69 

A fake pedofiliac screen name made up for a funny skit at the 2006 Emmy's openning number.
Conan O'Brien goes into a house looking for help to get to the Emmys, and supposedly, it was a luring house for child predators that were set up by John Larson and his crew. They showed the skit like it was really on the NBC special, "To Catch a Predator." Then they revealed Conan's "screen name," conebone69. Conan gets nervous and runs out of the house and walks onto the Emmy's stage.
conebone69 by wholee September 2, 2006
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