condom break 

When your condom breaks during sex...duh!

Person 1: Did you hear? During sex, John and Michelle's condom broke. (condom break)
Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.

condom break by SoFetchh May 26, 2008

Condom Break 

A child who was conceived accidentally.

I hear Toby is a condom break.

Condom Break by 1Step Above Trailer Trash February 22, 2017

condom break 

when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them

"FUCK! i had a condom break now i cant hit that shit"

condom break by somebody from 6/14 July 20, 2006

condom break conception 

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks

Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.

condom break conception by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016

Break a Leg, Not a Condom! 

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

Break a Leg, Not a Condom! by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker

Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024

Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"

Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024