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Confirmand Fingering
When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience
Confirmand Fingering by Thorminator January 21, 2016
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Copperman
copperman:1.the sentient heart of the international computer system which is destined to be the future ruler of the earth upon the event of the inevitable apocolypse 2. the tin man's younger brother. 3. a stage in alchemy relating to the produsction of the 'golden man", a form of homunculus 3.worship money, we will hang the last priest with the guts of the last king, archaic language!
Copperman by rev rackashack September 11, 2003
cunnerman
A derogatory term for a dirty person. Used primarily in northeastern Pennsylvania. Originally derived from the family name "Counterman", who are notoriously dirty. Other forms include "Cudderman" and "Cud"
Condementimacy
A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.
"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"
Condementimacy by mo-yo December 29, 2006
going condommando
going condommando by ngtgrl October 25, 2011
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026