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computer whore 

Someone who is a slave to their computer most likely with high speed internet connection.
They can be found doing countless things for hours some of which make completely no sense.
They can be doing useless desgins in adobe photoshop using images from google.com or playing mmorpg's for hours or chatting all day in chat rooms about nothing.
Lets not forget checking e-mails every 5 minutes.
If you touch the motherboard it is usually scorching hot and whirring like mad trying to desperately cool itself off.
Me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- checking my countless email boxes

(5 minutes later)

me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- making website designs

(5 minutes later)

me- hey wutchu doing bro?
bro- playing world of warcraft. look at my rogue he pwns!

Me- ...what a bunch of computer whores.
computer whore by Sacred PhantaC October 26, 2005
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computer whore 

someone who refuses to socialize or do anything with their life in order to spend countless hours attached to the computer from any location possible. someone who would indeed die for their computer as they have already began to sacrifice personal hygiene just to stay on the computer. someone who drops everything in the instant they walk through the door just to get on the computer
casey alan thomas aka "scott" gets up extra early in the mornings just to whore the comp, going to class and whoring his comp via remote desktop, whoring a laptop on the way home in the car, refusing to socialize in order to surf the internet aimlessly, refusing to brush his teeth in order to gain extra time on the computer, increased GWAM by 100% by whoring such a large extensive amount of time. example:
"jon where is scott" jon: "im not sure" scotts roommate: " hes whoring the comp for the 239473298473 hour" jons roommate: "dude how can one individual spend so much time on the computer" Example 2: scott goes to class, scott sits in class and uses the university computer to remote desktop to his computer so he can whore in class Response: what a fucking computer whore

computer whore 

someone who refuses to socialize or do anything with their life in order to spend countless hours attached to the computer from any location possible. someone who would indeed die for their computer as they have already began to sacrifice personal hygiene just to stay on the computer. someone who drops everything in the instant they walk through the door just to get on the computer
"scott" gets up extra early in the mornings just to whore the comp, going to class and whoring his comp via remote desktop, whoring a laptop on the way home in the car, refusing to socialize in order to surf the internet aimlessly, refusing to brush his teeth in order to gain extra time on the computer, increased GWAM by 100% by whoring such a large extensive amount of time. example:
"jon where is scott" jon: "im not sure" scotts roommate: " hes whoring the comp for the 239473298473 hour" jons roommate: "dude how can one individual spend so much time on the computer" Example 2: scott goes to class, scott sits in class and uses the university computer to remote desktop to his computer so he can whore in class Response: what a fucking computer whore

Computer whore 

Someone who is in bed with muiltiple operating systems , instead of sticking to one
Person 1: Why have you got a mac when you have a pc.
Person 2: it's because i love both and its alright tp be a computer whore
Computer whore by daniel needs saving September 19, 2018

Commuter Whore 

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho
(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? 

Have you ever wondered where your backspaced letters go?

When your writing something on the internet and you make a mistake you backspace it, The backspaced letters get transported to a magical trash can that no one can find except for pac-man. Pac-man goes to the trash can when he's hungry and chows down on the backspaced letters you backspaced.
what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? letters equal pac-mans's hunger
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