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commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.
"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.
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I will commit suicide 

PLEASE DONT MANY PEOPLE WILL MISS YOU I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌺✨♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💗💖💖 ☹️ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL EVEN THO IT MAY BE HARD, KEEP FIGHTING YOU CAN DO THIS!
You- I will commit suicide
Me-No Please dont the world would miss you💗

I'm going to commit suicide 

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed
Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

Thinking of planning to commit suicide 

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.
Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.

CUMmit suicide 

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral
CUMmit suicide by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010

YEETUS YITUS COMMIT SUICIDEUS 

"Yo you a nibba"
"YEETUS YITUS COMMIT SUICIDEUS"
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

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Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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