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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh 

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
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