Colt Brennan

As well as setting the NCAA touchdown recored Brennan is tapping Jessica Simpson

Colt Brennan: Bitch get on my huge redskins dick
Jessica Simpson: Okay

Colt Brennan by MorkyTy March 11, 2010

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Colt Brennan

The quarterback from the University of Hawaii. He set the single season passing TD record with 58 and he is awesome. You will run across people who do not think that he is the greatest person ever, but they're just jealous. Colt Brennan is a great human being who is probably packing massive johnson heat on top of everything else. He will also not be seen on TV at all this year, seeing as how his home games will start at roughly midnight eastern time. He will win the Heisman trophy in 2007 by recieving 113% of the vote. Lastly, he deserves your praise on a nightly basis. When you go to bed at night, thank God for Colt Brennan.

"Colt Brennan stepped up to God and said "excuse me, Sir, you're in my seat."

Colt Brennan by drake744 March 31, 2007

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colt brennan

The best quarterback in NCAA Football history. He broke many records such as the single-season TD record. He is also going to win the 2007 Heisman Award.

That Colt Brennan is such a phenom. He is probably one of the best quarterbacks to ever live.

colt brennan by VoteForColt December 12, 2008

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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