Verb;
Modern English, Colloquial: United States
The act of walking from ‘A’ to ‘Zed’ with blatant, flagrant and wanton disregard for your local municipalities open container laws.
We ran out of time to pre game, lets just college it.

Mike: Chris, can you pass me a beer?
Chris: Here. Take 5, were going to college it to Andrew and his manpanion Bill's place.
Mike: Dude really? Last week I walked in Andrew giving Bill a Finland Facemask. I don't really wanna go.
Chris: Ohh yea I remember you telling me that...Fuck it, they have a 60 inch tv - grab the whole thirty.
by Mike Chris Bill Andrew November 25, 2007
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When you are chillin with a bunch of friends (which include girls) and you are going to wack off, but dont want to say it infront of the girls.
"Ok guys im gonna college it right now, ill be back soon" . . . .(girls look confused)
by Mansonk2 May 26, 2006
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The place that will fuck you in the asshole with student debt.
Person 1: Hey Bruh I'm gonna go to College.

Person 2: Have fun getting fucked by student debt!
by Ese Loco Ghost November 15, 2016
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A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
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1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working.
2. Hell
by Meno February 28, 2005
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The loneliest place that I ever been to.
(From a recent online conversation)

- So you went to American college. That means that you were partying non-stop, right?

- Nope, not really.

- Well, I saw some American movies and I thought that this is the only thing that everyone is doing in college.

- Yeah - you can see zombies and walking dead in American movies too. Doesn't mean that they actually exist.
by Stereot March 31, 2011
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