Collards

What white girls call collard greens.

black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.

by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011

These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

collars for dollars

When a cop makes a proactive arrest minutes before his shift is over so that the paperwork and booking procedures allow for a couple hours of overtime for that officer.

Tom has to be in debt nowadays, look at that collars for dollars pinch he just brought in.

by mister delicious June 16, 2007

Collard Greens

A Bundle Of Cash

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"

by chaweman August 17, 2021

collars match the cuffs

Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.

No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?

by plumberjoe January 29, 2009

Collard Greens

This Ya favorite song

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.

by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019

collars and cuffs

Ladies head and pubic hair

"There's another bottle blond. I bet her collars and cuffs don't match"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003