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coliteral

1) Refers to when women withhold their clitoris and other cunt components as sexual collateral when negotiating with a male to successfully achieve her desired outcome. The denying a man to playfully pound her pussy parts slowly wears them down to the point where they give into the most unbelievable terms.

This tactic is employed mostly by either:
- Tricky bitches, who like to play games with men, however, they themselves can't abstain for great lengths of time due to the fact that they are raging sluts (averaging 4-5 hours before giving in). However their success rate still remains high because they frequently date losers even more sad than themselves
- Prudes, because they lack the capacity to process the wonders found from sexual activity. About all don't intentionally use coliteral, but they have a figurative chastity belt where most enjoy a sex drive. This mostly just leaves them sad, unfortunate looking women who miss out on physical euphoria.

2) It is also frequently employed to ensure the safe & successful return of something, a woman holds valuable, that she has entrusted to a man (Stupid shit..such as: her dry cleaning, the children, heavy household bullshit she bought with his money and then bestows the guy with the task of moving it.
1) "Big Papa and Kim have been arguing the entire week because she wants more random shit and he wouldn't buy it. She held a little coliteral over him and the next day she had two new wigs."

2) "Until you get back here with all 6 types of my prescription meds, this box is in storage. I'm serious, I've gone 3 whole hours without medicating!!"
by Mallred March 8, 2011
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Collateral Beauty

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).
In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.
by NurseNikFrank1908 May 22, 2023
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Collateral Wiz

The 5% of a man's wiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.
While 95% of Chad's wiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral wiz.
by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021
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cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008
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Conliberaltarianist

As a conliberaltarianist, we believe in values that help mother nature, but promote the well-being of humans through the core-values of liberty and always understanding you can't always get what you want. As people, we don't extremely protest what others are doing, but solely respect them for who they are and uphold good principles in trying to understand the problems they are facing. Coming back to the soul-source that we are people on this earth too with different values, but need to understand that we have to live on this earth together. Our movement is justified through our actions of caring for others and the earth we live on through recycling, along with going to cooperatively owned businesses. We are a small group of people, but believe this is the important way to live.
I am a conliberaltarianist.
by beefburger June 30, 2019
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clitoral lint

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
by Jordan P January 16, 2017
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cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
by missemily9 October 28, 2009
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