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Covincompetent 

The use of the COVID pandemic as an excuse for extreme incompetence, laziness or both.

E.g. sorry mate can’t come round to fix your leaking toilet, Karen’s half sister sat next to someone with a cough on the way back from Torremolinos, so I’ve got to isolate for a month… (while siting in front of the football in pants, eating crisps)
The courier has failed to deliver my parcel three times now because the driver can’t be arsed to call me before they turn up. The call centre is blaming staff shortages because of the pandemic… they are so fucking Covincompetent!
Covincompetent by Chipie December 4, 2021

Colinwood cruisers

The Colinwood cruisers are a deadly gang located in Co3! The cruisers stalk their prey from the bench and or the brick wall. The follow any ops down the alleyway and rob all their goods; money, blems, loud and other bits of loot. The leader of the cruisers is a fierce man who goes by the name of BottomWeed or BigJordz. BottomWeeds right hand man known as Savvo2bummy is in control of all the ygs. Cruiser yutes- Harrison swift, Wilson nit, Alicia moore (tranny) and Connor watkinnnsssss!!!!!!!
“I’m off home now, I’ll speak to you on ps4”
“Alright In a bit mate, be careful you don’t run into the colinwood cruisers, wouldn’t want you getting hurt
Colinwood cruisers by So sly October 17, 2019

Coloncopia 

I've had to deal with a coloncopia this morning.
Coloncopia by Goatman33 May 2, 2020

colinoscopy 

When your boss Colin is so far up your ass he knows what you had for breakfast.
Oh no, I forget to submit my report...ill be getting my Colinoscopy before noon!!
colinoscopy by FunTimes July 1, 2005
A person how is in pretty high.

This slang is used in situations where people is smoking marihuana.
That men is pretty colino
Ese tipo esta muy colino
colino by lorena.novoa2 November 20, 2017

ColonColonc

When someone stupid wants to say something stupid but then pauses to think of what stupid sentences he can say.
Hey stupid!stop being a coloncolonc!
ColonColonc by ColonCalonc October 13, 2016