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conebishop 

a conebishop is the name given to a priest who is easily aroused and dosent even try to hide the fact that he has an erection and just lets his stalk pertrude through his pants making the shape of a cone in his groinal area. these are evil people and must be banneshed to a far away land were wizards can boil there bottoms to make beard shampoo and extract there anchient unused seman to make wizardy ear drops to get rid of unwanted ear hair.
at church today farther griffin got an erection because mrs braithwaite fell over and showed everything off between her legs, she wasnt wearing panties as farther griffin left the alter to help he knocked over the alter with his penis and all the water went alover little damien and burnt his little face! damien was cryin so much that when farther griffin rushed over to see if he was alrite he stabbed him in the eye with his pertruding phalice this upset damiens mother who stood up to get damien away from him making farther griffin quickly turn round and break damians mothers nose! there was blood everywere i wont be going to that church again farther griffin is such a conebishop.
conebishop by Scrott rotter January 22, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026