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cold turtle
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Personal
interaction
that causes male
genitalia
to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.
When she told me she only liked
donkey-dick
, I
quickly
went cold
turtle
!
by
Bald Ginger
May 12, 2014
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cold turtle
mug.
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Get the cold turtlemug. Get the cold turtlemug. Get the cold turtlemug. Get the cold turtlemug.