cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'

i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Cold Karl

The act of defecating on a glass table, while another person's face is directly below the table/feces. Similar to the hot karl and the warm karl

Sandi received a Cold Karl from Jill because she refused to get crapped on.

by Schnizzle October 14, 2003

Real Cold Karl

so your fucking a girl in the ass right? meanwhile you shit on a plate and stick it in the freezer. then when u are tired of sex and/or your dick is red from abrasion, you proceed to extract the frozen log from the freezer and shove it up the woman's ass until it eventually thaws

"i had some corn to eat last night and my "Real Cold Karl" on susy was kinda of lumpy but she still enjoyed it"

by gatorman245435 April 01, 2008

Cold Captain Karl

Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.

Get yourself a “Cold Captain Karl” and get back in the game.

by @Pappa_Snowflake September 06, 2020