an individual who is so trawesome (tremendously awesome) that there is only one on the face of the earth. he transcends all lameness and honestly just rubs off coolness on everyone he touches. Sometimes people kill themselves because they can't be a colbs.
by popcultureexpert October 24, 2011
Get the colbs mug.When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.
by karmasabitch99 February 7, 2023
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When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
by karmasabitch99 February 8, 2023
Get the Colburn mug.A kid from Kansas, belong side of him is his best friend sam golbach . They both started off as viners and progressed to be YouTubers
Kind hearted, funny, nice, blue eye kid, better than Jake paul
Kind hearted, funny, nice, blue eye kid, better than Jake paul
by Fandom_of... October 1, 2017
Get the colby brock mug.A guy who works along side his best friend Sam Golbach making videos together on their conjoined channel Sam and Colby. Colby is known as the hot one of the Trap House, and is also known for his ‘following fat people’ vines, (oh and his grinding vine, but we don’t talk about that.) Sam and Colby got arrested in early 2019. Colby is shipped with every girl he talks to and little 12 year old fans like to send the girls he talks to death threats for being within football field of Colby. He’s also commonly shipped with his friends Jake Webber, Brennen Taylor, and Sam Golbach.
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Get the Sam and Colby mug.Hottest boy you will ever see. Has a not only perfect body but perfect face and perfect eyes. His personality is beautiful and pure. Why can't every boy be like Colby Brock.
Person 1: He is the hottest person in the history of people
Person 2: Are you talking about Colby Brock
Person 2: Are you talking about Colby Brock
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