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"Coke On" is a misspelling by a someone whom tried to spell "Come On". It has now been designated as the official motto for the exchange students travelling to Oxford in 2015.
Keep calm and Coke On
coke on by Phouqe December 13, 2014
Words you can keep

coke on tables 

Contrary to the popular verb form of the word (to have coke on tables), the noun implies no actual drug use. Coke on tables simply connotes a situation in which an epic party is worthy of said coke on tables.
Man, at this house party, there gone be coke on tables (however in my mind I have no intentions of drug use...).
coke on tables by ThomasW123 June 18, 2008

Coke On The Rim 

The act of putting cocaine (usually a significant amount) into your partners anus, then having them fart causing the cocaine to go up into the air. As they fart, it should go into your nose, or wait until they fart into the air causing a dust cloud, then snort it like that.
"Man, Jennifer and I went out last night"
"You guys do it?"
"And we did coke on the rim!"
Coke On The Rim by SeanIsForever August 30, 2014

coke on the rocks

When you put a crack rock in a turkey baster, fill it with hot water, and squirt it up your booty.
You NEED to have yourself a coke on the rocks and shut the fuck up!

coke machine on legs 

Incredibly large person
Kristy is a coke machine on legs

Bouncing around like a ho on coke 

An insult or joke referencing jumping, bouncing or jumpy movements of a prostitute on cocaine.
You're bouncing around like a ho on coke!

Raging coke Hard-on

the condition of being strung out and horny as FUCK after a coke bender that spunk MUST be expelled by Any means necessary
" I had such raging coke hard-on this mornin, I had to rub that shit out twice before i could pass out "
Raging coke Hard-on by FULLSKID October 18, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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