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"Coke On" is a misspelling by a someone whom tried to spell "Come On". It has now been designated as the official motto for the exchange students travelling to Oxford in 2015.

Keep calm and Coke On

coke on by Phouqe December 13, 2014

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coke on tables

Contrary to the popular verb form of the word (to have coke on tables), the noun implies no actual drug use. Coke on tables simply connotes a situation in which an epic party is worthy of said coke on tables.

Man, at this house party, there gone be coke on tables (however in my mind I have no intentions of drug use...).

coke on tables by ThomasW123 June 18, 2008

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Coke On The Rim

The act of putting cocaine (usually a significant amount) into your partners anus, then having them fart causing the cocaine to go up into the air. As they fart, it should go into your nose, or wait until they fart into the air causing a dust cloud, then snort it like that.

"Man, Jennifer and I went out last night"
"You guys do it?"
"And we did coke on the rim!"

Coke On The Rim by SeanIsForever August 30, 2014

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coke on the rocks

When you put a crack rock in a turkey baster, fill it with hot water, and squirt it up your booty.

You NEED to have yourself a coke on the rocks and shut the fuck up!

coke on the rocks by Buster_Grand June 26, 2010

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coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

coke machine on legs by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006

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Bouncing around like a ho on coke

An insult or joke referencing jumping, bouncing or jumpy movements of a prostitute on cocaine.

You're bouncing around like a ho on coke!

Bouncing around like a ho on coke by Paul Blart Meme Cop February 1, 2017

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Raging coke Hard-on

the condition of being strung out and horny as FUCK after a coke bender that spunk MUST be expelled by Any means necessary

" I had such raging coke hard-on this mornin, I had to rub that shit out twice before i could pass out "

Raging coke Hard-on by FULLSKID October 18, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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