Hey baby, get three of your friends and we'll have a little coitus quintopolus.
by Wrathernaut June 7, 2006
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An accidental injury caused by having sex.
No, my girlfriend didn't hit me, my black eye is from coitus injurious.
by KP Rex December 23, 2019
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When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long
by craig March 12, 2003
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The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.
"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."
by Coffeepot666 November 18, 2021
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1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.

2. When you are fucking in outer space.

3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''

Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.

Daya : So, how was it ???

Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.

Daya : Is it fun ?

Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.

Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.

Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
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When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.
Jimmy: Ugh, something stinks!
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.
by Jivesy McGee December 14, 2010
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