Coffeetea 

A tea made from an infusion of coffee leaves. Differs from coffee bean coffee in that its taste is soothing, its acid level is low, it is caffeine free, and it has more antioxidants.

The sensory team said drinking Coffeetea was a very soothing experience.

The first beverage made from the coffee tree was Coffeetea -- centuries before the invention of coffee bean roasting.

Coffeetea by Stephan Dorlandt December 29, 2008

coffeegasm 

An orgasmic feeling brought on by consuming terrific coffee, which leaves one weak in the knees, reeling from the shock of it, and wanting so much more.

Oh, Oh dear, Kathleen, this coffee is fantastic, I may have just had a coffeegasm.

It is still under debate as to whether or not coffeegasms can be faked.

coffeegasm by James Switzer January 8, 2009

Coffeespeak 

1. The distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. All of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.
2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.

Example 1: "short skinny wet cappuccino"= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.
Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

Coffeespeak by esau kessler February 21, 2008

409 In Your Coffeemaker 

A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker

409 In Your Coffeemaker by Jaded409 May 30, 2006

Coffeenate 

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.

Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!

Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

Coffeefall 

An event that occurs when you brew a pot of coffee, less the pot. The coffee creates a waterfall or coffeefall from the top of the brewer.

Epic coffeefall is when this event covers the countertop creating a shallow coffee lake now known as lake coffee, and then generates a second much larger fall on the cabinet faces or dishwasher.

Benefits from coffeefall vary: from the house smells like fresh coffee to the counter /and floors are spotless now.

“This morning I had an EPIC coffeefall, but the house smells like fresh brewed coffee.”

Coffeefall by crazyonekid February 14, 2012

Coffeegate 

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

Coffeegate by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018