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coffee nose

When you take a sip of coffee and your nose dips into your drink
I looked in the mirror and saw a brown spot on my face; that's when I realized I had coffee nose.
by theytookmypseudonym December 22, 2019
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Nose coffee

That dude had way too much nose coffee with his breakfast this morning, he's warped right the fuck out of her
by SexyAssGinger11 December 8, 2015
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coffeehoser

A) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.

Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.
Usage…

“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”

-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!
by Big Cal October 20, 2007
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